oratoria

"Tonight I shall light a candle of concentrated citronella extract outside my window, so I may rid my place of residence from the invading insects that torment me through the night."

Doodlebugs, whirligigs, rolly pollies, gnats, gadflies, leafhoppers, crazy ants, and other silly creatures upon hearing this:

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